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Gazette Randomness - Ch. IXxxxxxX
Ruki's Dating Problems
Ruki: - is sitting across the table in a booth from Reila "You have the most amazing body." speaking flirtatiously -
Reila: - acting cool "Thank-you."
Ruki: "Do you know who I am?"
Ruki: "I'm kind of a big deal."
Reila: "That's great." not impressed
Ruki: "People know me."
Reila: "Whatever." still not impressed
Ruki: "I could make you very rich."
Reila: "Don't care." walks off with what remaining dignity she has left -
Ruki: - has been owned
Kai's Quest to Make Someone Laugh
Kai: "Hey Aoi "
Aoi: "What?" turns to look at him
Kai: "I've got THE best joke for you!" looks excited "It'll even make an emo like you smile!"
Kai: "Okay so there was this guy who went to this farmer and said "
Aoi: "Kai I've heard this joke already. It's not funny." gets up and leaves
Kai: -pouts and th
Zemyx--RedemptionTwo months, exactly. That was how much time had passed since
Zexion shoved the thought away and shook his head, his dark hair shifting around his face and settling where it usually was obscuring his right eye from view. This was stupid.
An all too-familiar pain clutched tightly in his chest. Zexion shut his eyes, willing the emotion to sweep through his non-being and leave him in peace. When he opened his slate eyes, a wave of fatigue washed over him and he rubbed his eyes momentarily to stave off how tired his eyes alone felt. This was getting even more ridiculous. He hadn't had a decent night's sleep in since
The Schemer huffed and shook his head again, hoping no one would notice the dark circles under his left eye that didn't seem to want to go away. He pushed himself up and stood up straight, drawing out his full height and stepped forward.
The library wasn't the best place to brood, after all. Zexion knew that at any moment another member of the Org
Ask A Vegetarian"Ouch! Freaking narwhals!"
Riku stared at the top of his boyfriend's head as he was attempting, and failing, at putting hard wood floors into his tree house. Riku laughed a bit, as he realized what had just come out of his ditzy boyfriend's mouth.
"Sora? Did you just say narwhals?" He asked the spiky-haired boy, who had given up and was now sitting cross-legged, sucking his hurt thumb.
"Yeah, haven't you heard of them? They are the unicorns of the sea. I read about them on Wikipedia." Sora stated matter-of-factly.
Riku shook his head, putting his hand on his boyfriend's shoulder. "Sora, narwhals aren't real. They are just some made up fantasy creature. "
"Nuh-uh!" the brunette shouted, shaking his spikes in defiance. "I read it on the internet! On Wikipedia!!"
"Sora, Wikipedia does not always tell the truth. How in the hell could a fish with a giant horn on its head survive?"
Sora looked down, deep in thought. "They uhm I don't know! Ask a vegetarian!" The brunette shouted.
Poetic PsychosisIn thirty seconds, the next shell would fall. Every night was the same, but every night Lorenzo experienced it as if it were the first time. His throat felt swollen; breathing was hard. He glanced around at the others; young men like him who had been shipped out in the name of honour and freedom. There was no honour in this, no freedom. Only death behind your eyelids, and a fear so gutting, that it carved out your innards and left you a hollow husk. Lorenzo tried to breathe, tried to assure himself that he was still whole, still made of flesh. They had lied when they told him he was ready.
Matteo ran towards him, arms out, rifle swinging uselessly at his side. He shouted for him to run, but Lorenzo remained motionless, unable to move as his friend’s warning was lost in the constant blare of gunfire. None of them were ready.
“The cycle is repeating. It is not safe.” The voice was soft and weak, yet it carried over the gunfire and battle cries without impediment.
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