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Ask A Vegetarian"Ouch! Freaking narwhals!"
Riku stared at the top of his boyfriend's head as he was attempting, and failing, at putting hard wood floors into his tree house. Riku laughed a bit, as he realized what had just come out of his ditzy boyfriend's mouth.
"Sora? Did you just say narwhals?" He asked the spiky-haired boy, who had given up and was now sitting cross-legged, sucking his hurt thumb.
"Yeah, haven't you heard of them? They are the unicorns of the sea. I read about them on Wikipedia." Sora stated matter-of-factly.
Riku shook his head, putting his hand on his boyfriend's shoulder. "Sora, narwhals aren't real. They are just some made up fantasy creature. "
"Nuh-uh!" the brunette shouted, shaking his spikes in defiance. "I read it on the internet! On Wikipedia!!"
"Sora, Wikipedia does not always tell the truth. How in the hell could a fish with a giant horn on its head survive?"
Sora looked down, deep in thought. "They uhm I don't know! Ask a vegetarian!" The brunette shouted.
How It Began"God, your two o'clock is here."
"I have a two o'clock?"
"He's been here since 7:45. I figured it's only polite to... sir."
God sighed. "Fine, send him in."
While He waited God cleared His desk of papers and blueprints; no need for outsiders to see His plans. Soon enough the door to His office opened and God stood, smiled, held out a hand towards one of the two visitor's chairs.
"God! Great stuff you're doing in sector 2-7-0! Great stuff!"
The man's hands were clammy, his handshake limp. Rumpled suit, porkpie hat, briefcase... oh Jes-- oh dear, a salesman. God's smile slipped a little but He soldiered on gamely. With luck He could shoo the poor guy away in a few minutes.
"So, what can I do for you?"
The man sat, briefcase across his knees. "Sector 2-7-0! Everyone's talking about it! What do you call it? Man and merman?"
"Man and woman, actually. And thanks. But we're pretty busy around here, and..."
"Oh! Right! No time for the wicked, eh?" The salesman winked and popped his briefcase,
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